Do what you do best, which is thinking and uniting.

If he cannot unite members of his own party, despite four months' worth of media-acting-as-megaphone for him, how on Earth will he unite everyone else?

going to snooker people into voting against their own interest,

You mean, like, using GOP Harry & Louise ads to scare people into voting against universal healthcare?

Make them forget that you're black

Hmm...

Since you're getting us out of a Iraq, like you said in your Superbowl ad,

So, on the one hand, we have a Superbowl ad.

On the other hand, we have two of his foreign policy advisers telling us he will not get us out.

Gotta be the Superbowl ad, amirite?